Uppdaterade min Twitter (mikroblogg) med knappt 3 öl i kroppen, och helt plötsligt började jag skriva... (läs nerifrån och upp)

sisterrose84"Oh, come on, don't *hic* be like that! *hic* We're best *hic* friends!"    

sisterrose84"I like her *hic* beard though. The moustach I could *hic* do without. The rash wouldn't *hic* go away for a *hic* week."

sisterrose84"What are *hic* friends for if not throwing their friends' wives a bone? Or bones? *hic* Or boners? Anyway, she's ugly, man. *hic*"  

sisterrose84"I mean, you know, she's so fucking old, right? *hic* You could say I *hic* I did her a favour. No no, you don't have to *hic* thank me."

sisterrose84"I love you, man. I really do. You're my *hic* best friend! Sorry for fucking your wife, but we're *hic* we're beyond that, right? *hic*"